Poetry Rec: The Colonel

The colonel returned with a sack used to bring groceries
home. He spilled many human ears on the table. They were like
dried peach halves.

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My First Tattoo & a Poetry Rec: Fever 103°

If tattoos offended Santa Clause, then they offended ME. I think it’s also the reason why I was always so standoffish about tattoos as I became an adult. That and I would never put Christmas in peril.

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Of Crow-flowers, Nettles, and Daisies

“Okay,” She leaned closer to the camera, “So, my cousin told me that her brother-in-law says his neighbor’s uncle was caught fucking an alligator.”

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Snail Skin Care

As anyone who has the looming storm of their 30s staring down at them like the barrel of a fully loaded gun, I wish to preserve my youth.

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